the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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