At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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