So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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