do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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