Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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