So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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