Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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