brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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