Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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