i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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