I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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