i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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