He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
