Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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