Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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