Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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