So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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