I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
