grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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