His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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