So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Dick very happy bro
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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