If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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