Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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