don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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