On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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