the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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