So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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