Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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