She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
We have started to decorate penises.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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