goodnight i made you a song goodbye
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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