did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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