what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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