White coat. Heels.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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