Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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