Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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