My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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