Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
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