Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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