Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
false alarm, still single
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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