I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
After tacos, we're chasing women.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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