u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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