return my video game
he shaved USA in his pubs
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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