Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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