I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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