woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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