3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
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