my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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