so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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