Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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