the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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