He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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