But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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