batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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