Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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