i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
You were trust falling into bushes
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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